So, ever since I have gotten back, I have had non-stop requests for a Value Village blog post!
For those of you who have never read one of these posts.......buckle up!
I go to second hand stores and antique markets and I handpick items that you, my loyal readers, may find irresistible.......and list all the MUST BUYS.....YOU'RE WELCOME!
Let's begin with some fun and games.......
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| Yes, good for all ages "Pass-out" will both entertain, and teach your child important life lessons. Roll a 6 for someone to hold your hair back.....land on a 'blackout card' for a hilarious story about how you remember a key skill from your youth, and insist on demonstrating it. |
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| Ah yes, the FUN game of child abuse....originally titled "you wouldn't like Daddy when he is angry". By all means, let's illustrate a mother's sole purpose in life....QUIETLY getting food ready for her sleeping husband. |
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| "Aggravation", from the company that brought you "Provocation" and "Irritation" |
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| There is nothing about this I understand......and I dislike the use of the words 'inky-dinky' |
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| Who doesn't like a game of "Sleeping Queens"? Wait....I'm thinking of "Sleeping with Queens"..... (a game best played after a drag-out game of Pass-Out OR Aggravation!!) |
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| Really? We need a game for this? I just call that hockey. |
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| CONTAINS: 1) calming music cd 2) small snack 3) vodka 4) earplugs What am I missing?? I could not open it! |
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| I love a good pun....... this isn't it. |
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| All the electronic kitchen helpers..... ...including a battery powered nutcracker?? |
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| I wonder if he regrets this..... |
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| (see comment above) |
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| Right from nippers to chippers. (Sorry Charo - but it's just TMI for me!) |
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| For sale, one slightly used human sized bear. Perfect for single gals, or smuggling 80 KG of herione! |
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| Okay ladies, how many times have you struggled sewing in the dark? Well, thanks to Ron Popeil, you will suffer no longer! |
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| Dogs with their tongues wagging, playing poker. |
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| More dogs with their tongues wagging, playing poker. |
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| STILL MORE.....though they aren't playing poker.... |
OKAY - here's another......
WHICH wearable item did I buy.......
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| This somewhat incomplete Unicorn accessory set. I believe it is usually sold with a complete lack of self esteem. yes...it looks like approval from Daddy comes separately. |
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| Insert lascivious piano joke here. "When he gets upright, I feel grand...." |
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| From the house of Jimmy Buffet Couture. |
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| THIS STUNNING example of american timepiece craftsmanship was IN THE LOCKED CASE!!!! I KID YOU NOT!!!! |
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| This wig.....which was hung on the rack labelled "winter hats". |
Now I would like to show you some of the 20 or so PACKS of trading cards that were available......
Now, admittedly, I may just be jealous that I do not have the face for a trading card......but.....
We could a play a game of Date, F**k, Kill, Trade......
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| Robert...... |
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| Brad Paisley..... |
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| Maxx '95.... |
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| Andy.......the crew chief. |
...and then there's this:
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| Is this a drunken confrontation, a new TLC show, or what happened when I last played "Pass-out"? You tell ME! **Hint - either way it is HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| The 3 horned friar is watching and judging! |
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| Cher on a bender is watching, judging and turning back time. |
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| Insert big COCK joke here. |
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| ....and right after a delightful swing, Rocky used the rope to strangle a squirrel for his nuts. |
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| FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY.......what is it?? and why does she have skin like a bag of microwave popcorn? Maybe it's just measles......I hear they are going around..... OH....you haven't heard about not vaccinating your children? Maybe they should mention it MORE!??? |
I give you "The Evolution of Woman"........
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| Seems about right though, huh Ladies? All the ages are defined here...... Baby- toddler - teenager- young woman in 20's - 90 year old - squirrel. |
I hope you enjoyed this post!
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