Let's get to it, I went to the Value Village (aka The V.V. Boutique) on Sunday, and found come things that I feel like you may need to have in YOUR life......let's look at the bargains......
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| Sisters...... ..OF MURDER??????? Yikes! |
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| FAME - the record! On the front you will see ALL the students...... ...all the faculty is on the back.... |
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| .....oh....except Doris...... WAA WAA WAAAAAAAAAA |
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| Mmmmm.....now imagine them in a nice stew - or a red sauce. WHAT?? Too dark?? |
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| The new 'Sarah Yoder' doll! (ya..that was my try at an Amish joke) |
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| NOW WITH "SEE INTO YOUR SOUL" EYES! |
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| This bag of toys sponsored by Male Body Dysmorphia. You're welcome boys! |
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| Look at his feet.....that loin cloth must be made of some strong material. |
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| This guy really should be in the previous bag. Just saying. |
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| I WILL NOT REST until the filthy gay agenda is ABOLISHED from the Value Village! FIIIIIILTH!!!! |
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| Which of these 'girls games' is great for nurturing young minds: 1. "Totally Me" - tattoo craft art kit 2. "Create your own Dollhouse" 3. "Glitter Bottle painting set" 4. "Marry, Date or Dump" 5. Barbie Puzzle WOW. EVERYTHING A YOUNG GIRL NEEDS TO KNOW! |
OKAY - it's time for another game of "Why is THIS in the locked case?":
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| 2 Flashlights - WITH batteries -- Priceless - literally! |
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| 2 action figures (and they are only $9.99 each??) |
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| This. Honestly - can you tell me WTF this is??? |
Meanwhile in the Men's department.......
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| Wife: Hey Jim, why don't you go try on these activewear pants. Husband: But I also need shoes! Wife: Oh. Well how about these lovely wedges? Husband: I was actually thinking more of a sexy kitten heel..... Wife: Thank goodness they are also right here!Husband: Beth, I think I wanna also try on a lacy camisole. |
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| WHO LOVES HOOKING?? I used to hook, my Mom got me a lion rug when I was a young boy.....it was time consuming! Seriously! There was one summer when I was pretty heavy in to hooking! |
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| HIDDEN POTENTIAL!!! Just put 2 things together to repurpose them! Let's see if the ads are right.... |
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| HOLY CRAP THIS LOOKS GOOD!!! Take a mason jar - add silk flowers - you get a "shabby chic centrepiece" Way to go Rob.....but can you do it again? |
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| You can turn a fire extinguisher - INTO A LAMP!!!! Ah-MAH-Zing!!! Way to go Rob.....but can you do it a THRID TIME?? |
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| Rooster Trivet + Teapot = cock teas! Okay one more time.....find the hidden potential....... |
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| Creepy bear toy + Broken wagon = child catching cart! Way to go Rob! |
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| Poor thing. Little did she know she would gain all that weight and sleep with tonnes of men. Oh...and poor Fergie too! |
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| ......ROYAL FAMILY YEARBOOK.... The REAL Big Book of British Smiles! |
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| What is THIS backstory? She went to Costco, to pick up her 36" x 24" photo plaque of her baby.... AND THEN WHAT?? It is still wrapped in the plastic here............ |
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| That's right. You can pass around the Salt and Pepper in these CLASSY holders. Yes. They actually say "full of S" and "full of P" EW. |
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| Finally I leave you with this chilling print. I don't call this one "Recess Bell", I call it "Mrs. Brown hangs her entire class". |
I hope you enjoyed this trip to the VV Boutique!
If you are looking at buying ANY of these things......GET THERE NOW!!
Have a good week y'all, and I HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE POP-UP on Thursday!!!!!
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