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Showing posts with label vacations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vacations. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2015

"a-MOOSE-ments" IN The 'Peg!

HELLO!
Welcome to Monday!
Today I wanna share more photos from my recent trip to Winnipeg!
If you missed the EXCITING and occasionally funny PART ONE of my report....
GO HERE!!!!!
Now.....let's continue.......as a treat - my hosts took me to a 'cottage' for a few days......and to some of the smaller towns around the 'Tob.
(Yup - I just shortened Manitoba! YOU'RE WELCOME!)
There is kinda a theme to this post.....see if you get it - or rather take a shot each time I reference a moose.....there.....that's one shot! Here's another.......

The "largest moose in Manitoba" just happened to be in Riverton where I was staying.
I.
COULDN'T.
BELEIVE.
MY.
LUCK!!!!!
Hey Riverton - nice caboose!!!
I was excited to check out this little museum/visitors centre....
sadly it was not open.....during the day, in 'tourist season'.........

.......so I handled it like an adult should! I waited for death on a train track.....
.....you know.....as you do......

...went to the beach......

.....did I mention it was the coldest week they had all summer????
You know how POWERFUL of a weather maker I am!
Here I am in my swimsuit! 
ON THE BEACH I SAW A MOOSE.....near the abandoned Beach eating shelter..... 
UM.....OKAY?
Rivertonians feel a real kinship with the people of NYC.
It must be because of all their similarities........... 
I simply can't go a day without a workout!
You guys.....you know that about me.....right???
THE NEXT DAY.....we drove to scenic Hecla Island!!
I called it "Heck Ya"!


It's a beautiful provincial Park! If you like that kinda thing.
We did a nature hike - so that I could see another moose.....a live one......

THIS IS A MOOSE VIEWING STATION!
moose view
moose view
moose view
SAY THAT 3 times fast!

"the fall rut" is also the name of my mood....because I DID NOT SEE THE PROMISED MOOSE!

.....thanks iPhone panorama......

.....for making me look like a total a-hole!
In the town of Heck YA, I went door to door spreading the good word.

"Do you have a moment to talk about Moose?"
DRAT! I missed this!!!!!!
Land fishing. I think they need more than a blessing to get fish this way......
Meanwhile, I found these TREASURES in the general store.....

Uh huh....sage advice......
The perfect gift for Papa or grandpapa or your sister-wife.....
...or.......neither......
Clever!
Yep......I'm drunk again!
....and speaking of clever.........
HILARIOUS!!
Women! Am I right??
Totally made by a women - FOR women!!!
It's funny because it's misogynistic!
You go girls!
Next door to the general store....
This machine was part of a saw mill.....sadly the blade was gone......
MOOSE!!!!!!!
This is a moose condo....or a lighthouse.....I DON'T KNOW....I AM A CITY SLICKER!
The marina was nice.......

Marina members
SO THAT WAS THAT.
Driving back -- we saw this:

BEE-DO-BEE-DO
I love this sign....
"looki work??
....save it for Instagram, Rob!
Next day the tour took us to the scenic town of Gimli....

De plane. 
DEEEEEEALS
FOOOOOOR
DOLLAAAAAAAAARS
(say it like it is everyone's favourite gameshow!)

Gimli Hotel is "where good friends meet".
Um.....I seldom meet my friends at a hotel.....is it just me? 

The bird slums of Gimli.
I felt the burn from this far away!
Have I seen too many movies......or does this look like the kind of place that sinister things happen???

Okay.....on to Winnipeg Beach.......

We went to the arcade to play all the latest games.......

AH

MAH
ZING
It was frozen in time.....AND I LOVED IT.......


This was the wall of heroes.

Remember when John Travolta was kinda cute,
and not like a cross between uncle Fester and Pugsley from the Addams Family ?!?

FEED THE MACHINES.....tuppence a bag!!!!
Let's review.....
Monkey on phone,
Monkey short-order cook,
and......
Super Hasidic Jew Man???

BEEFCAKE!!!!!!!!

THESE were the prizes!
It was wonderful!
I would LOVE you to tell me what is happening in this sequence of events......

a) I finally snapped and decided to do the world a favour by blowing up a croc manufacturing plant
b) I was wearing a pair of striped socks and ruby slippers.....then all of a sudden.......
c) Moose Attack
d) ? You tell me!!

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My host tried to tell me that these were moose....but you can't fool me:
STARE MUCH?????
.....this was seriously disturbing to me!!
STOP IT!! YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!!
So to recap....no f^&*ng moose......but lots of great rural memories to make me thankful that I chose to live in a city! ;-)
Okay....so that is more from Manitoba!
BUT WAIT......I have more to show......the next one is a "Bargain Hunt" post......
(By request!)
You're welcome!!!




Tuesday, September 8, 2015

'PEGGING IT UP - PART 1 - 2015

Hello friends......
It's a new week.........and I am gearing up for The Cabbagetown Arts and Crafts Show!
But I really wanted to share with you some things that happened whilst I was on my vay-cay!
Let's get to it....be warned - THIS is several parts......
....also be warned......I know very little about these landmarks and such.....sorry my friendly Winnipegers!
Cheese grater + Old time-y Mississippi Belle Steamboat = Nice bridge downtown...
IS THAT BETTER MARGARET?? GEEZ??

This area is called "The Forks"........
I believe named after the fact this building is entirely made of forks!
okay......maybe it was an old train station.....
.....maybe it was trains made of forks....
You get it.....I know NOTHING.....

This was the sign at the Liquor Mart.
HAAAA!
THIS. From the Pancake House!
THIS GLORIOUS THING is a apple cinnamon pancake.
HELL - TO - THE - YA! 
This is where it all stopped.....
Get it????
A 3 foot croc. I kid you not.
"DON'T TOUCH".......really???????
One could get kicked out of this store if one were to put this on their foot and
walk around pretending to be a giant clown. Allegedly.
These are other early delights available for purchase at The Forks:

TESTIFY!
Um, okay.
You remember "Large Bird"? 
Puns!
More from the Forks:

Forking around!



 FORK YOU:
This is NOT how Winnipeg welcomed me......but......
Cool old buildings downtown!
The Etiquette Academy of Winnipeg.
STOP LAUGHING.
STOP IT!
fried dough and dips.
OH
MAH
EFFING
GAWD!
It's a street dance! I danced all night! Or I COULD have....

I was almost murdered by this Man-eating Winnipeg Rainbow Armadillo.
It's a serious problem out there! Google it - I dare you!
I WENT TO THE MINT!
(I was calling it the Looney Bin - as they make our coins.....but was told that was NOT appropriate!)

This nice policeman let me hold this REAL bar of gold....it was really heavy!
(It was also worth over $600,000 dollars!!!!!)
WHAT??
NOTHING HAPPENED!!!
You cannot take photos inside the Canadian Mint.....except in the lobby....

This switch said "do not touch".
RULE BREAKER!!!!

An old press!

Some coat hangers in the lobby!
THERE WAS NOT A LOT TO PHOTOGRAPH - GEEZ!!!!!
That night we went to "Baked Expectations"......GOSH I LOVE ME a good food pun!

YUM.
Also love this sign......

ARWE YOU DYIN???? Ya....it was yummers!!!!

Smurf Springs Winnipeg.
GOOGLE IT!
(okay it is not a thing - BUT I had convinced myself that this was  filled with Blue Curaçao"

Peepers. Not sure I LOVE that name. Sounds kinda perv-y!
THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS A HUGE STORM:

It was CRAY!

"High and Lonesome" - it is surely someone's autobiography name!
THIS NEXT PARK MAKES ME SOUND LIKE AN OLD MAN....
Shorts!

Look at that price tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I can make you a pair of these for a fraction of the price!!!

Winnipeg is the home to the largest population of Cross-stitch addicts in Canada.
Sad, I know.
Okay that is it for now!
I have another post coming about my trip to the outskirts of The 'Peg.....which you may like.....and one about my trip to the Train Museum! EEEEEE!