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Wednesday, August 5, 2015

WW200: AND THEN THERE WERE THREE....

WOW!
So there are 200 times that I have 'extolled the virtue' of other people's cool stuff!
I have complained again and again about the HOURS of work each post consumes.......THAT is why I kinda stopped doing this post........which is kinda sad. So I think to make it easier - and to encourage more frequent posting - I am gonna could choose 1-5 things - INSTEAD of always having 5 different things each week!
So in that spirit, there are THREE things that I LOVE LOVE LOVE this week!

1.) KEYWAY.......HOLY CRAP!!!!! These are incredible cases....I cannot pick which one is the best!

Here is what they say......

Keyway Designs was born out of passion for elegant design, skilled crafting, and artistic simplicity. We built a partnership and put our complementary skills in art, design, manufacturing, and engineering to work. Our interests were quickly drawn to the stunning design of the iPhone product line. While clean, elegant and simple, we view the smooth, flat back design of the iPhone 4 and 5 as the perfect canvas. Indeed, we could paste vinyl stickers on it, or wrap silicon shells around the phone but why not try something a little different? We decided on a material that allows the customer to express them-self in a unique way, while keeping their phone safe.

We began brainstorming and explored some of the possible materials that could be used to uphold the iPhone’s original elegance while improving on customization and durability. Due to the wide variety of available wood species, it seemed to be an obvious starting point. Wood also has the inherent ability to provide individuality due to the unique grain of each sample.

Keyway Designs was formed in early 2012 in Toronto, Ontario. We are proud to say that our manufacturing is done in-house. This allows us to maintain the high level of quality and accuracy that we demand. Our production goals for Keyway don't stop at iPhone accessories; we have big plans for our future, so be sure to keep an eye on us!

- The Keyway Team

I feel that I may NEEEEED the Jaws case.......
YOU need to go check them out HERE:
and like them on the Book of Faces.......https://www.facebook.com/KeywayDesigns
and their follow their tweets.......https://twitter.com/KeywayDesigns

FANTASTIC STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2.) Hey nerds.....what about this office building in China that looks like a certain starship........



The building forms the headquarters of game developers netdragon. The 260 meter length office structure took four years to construct, with American TV station CBS sanctioning the rights for the Chinese company to model their office after the USS enterprise ncc-1701-e.
Check out this drones eye view:

CRAY!!!!!

3.) FINALLY - I give you (Thanks to Cindy for this one) WHINE ABOUT IT.

http://whineaboutit.tumblr.com/post/125351119836/this-week-on-whine-about-it-reasons-why-clothes


Not sure if that embedded video worked......if not... GO HERE!!!


You must love this!!
Simple idea....but so good - Matt Bellassai gets drunk at work, and rants about all the things that we are all thinking...okay....maybe not ALL us are thinking it.....but I surely am!!
See his videos each week HERE 
and follow him  @MattBellassai 


Monday, July 13, 2015

BARGAIN HUNT #4

HEY HOWDEE!
Let's get to it, I went to the Value Village (aka The V.V. Boutique) on Sunday, and found come things that I feel like you may need to have in YOUR life......let's look at the bargains......

Sisters......
..OF MURDER???????
Yikes!
FAME - the record! On the front you will see ALL the students......
...all the faculty is on the back....
.....oh....except Doris......
WAA WAA WAAAAAAAAAA
Mmmmm.....now imagine them in a nice stew - or a red sauce.
WHAT?? Too dark?? 
The new 'Sarah Yoder' doll!
(ya..that was my try at an Amish joke)
NOW WITH "SEE INTO YOUR SOUL" EYES!

This bag of toys sponsored by Male Body Dysmorphia.
You're welcome boys!

Look at his feet.....that loin cloth must be made of some strong material.
This guy really should be in the previous bag.
Just saying.

I WILL NOT REST until the filthy gay agenda is ABOLISHED from the Value Village!
FIIIIIILTH!!!!
Which of these 'girls games' is great for nurturing young minds:
1. "Totally Me" - tattoo craft art kit
2. "Create your own Dollhouse"
3. "Glitter Bottle painting set"
4. "Marry, Date or Dump"
5. Barbie Puzzle
WOW.
EVERYTHING A YOUNG GIRL NEEDS TO KNOW!

OKAY - it's time for another game of "Why is THIS in the locked case?":

2 Flashlights - WITH batteries -- Priceless - literally!

2 action figures (and they are only $9.99 each??)

This.
Honestly - can you tell me WTF this is???

Meanwhile in the Men's department.......
Wife: Hey Jim, why don't you go try on these activewear pants.
Husband: But I also need shoes!
Wife: Oh. Well how about these lovely wedges?
Husband: I was actually thinking more of a sexy kitten heel.....
Wife: Thank goodness they are also right here!Husband: Beth, I think I wanna also try on a lacy camisole. 
WHO LOVES HOOKING??
I used to hook, my Mom got me a lion rug when I was a young boy.....it was time consuming!
Seriously! There was one summer when I was pretty heavy in to hooking!
HIDDEN POTENTIAL!!!
Just put 2 things together to repurpose them!
Let's see if the ads are right....
HOLY CRAP THIS LOOKS GOOD!!!
Take a mason jar - add silk flowers - you get a "shabby chic centrepiece"
Way to go Rob.....but can you do it again?
You can turn a fire extinguisher - INTO A LAMP!!!!
Ah-MAH-Zing!!!
Way to go Rob.....but can you do it a THRID TIME??
Rooster Trivet + Teapot = cock teas!
Okay one more time.....find the hidden potential.......
Creepy bear toy + Broken wagon
= child catching cart!
Way to go Rob!
Poor thing.
Little did she know she would gain all that weight and sleep with tonnes of men.
Oh...and poor Fergie too!
......ROYAL FAMILY YEARBOOK....
The REAL Big Book of British Smiles!
What is THIS backstory?
She went to Costco, to pick up her 36" x 24" photo plaque of her baby....
AND THEN WHAT??
It is still wrapped in the plastic here............
Add caption


That's right. You can pass around the Salt and Pepper in these CLASSY holders.
Yes. They actually say "full of S" and "full of P"
EW.
Finally I leave you with this chilling print.
I don't call this one "Recess Bell", I call it
"Mrs. Brown hangs her entire class".

I hope you enjoyed this trip to the VV Boutique!
If you are looking at buying ANY of these things......GET THERE NOW!!
Have a good week y'all, and I HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE POP-UP on Thursday!!!!!


Friday, July 10, 2015

FABULOUS FRIDAY: CANOE, CAFE HABANA AND MEDITATION?

Here are 5 things I want you to LOVE this week!!!!!

1. Canoe at 233 Locke Street South, Hamilton:

A great shop on Locke Street in Hamilton! Nope.....this ain't your Grandma's Hammer anymore.....this great shop carries super products that are made from local peoples.......okay...they say it better:


Canoe is a lifestyle shop dedicated to offering a curated collection of unique quality goods from local makers and authentic brands for men, women and the home.

Our commitment and vision is quite simple. To constantly seek out the very best in unique, small batch, quality and authentically made goods. To only offer products that are crafted with care and made to last. To bring you goods that will enhance your life, not clutter it. To help our partners grow and to share their inspiring stories. To constantly learn and grow through this journey, have fun, work hard, and to always be on the lookout for new and amazing items we know you will love.  We're proud of what we've created here at Canoe and hope to share it with you soon!





Just look at that splendid store of STUNNING merch!!
 I love it......AND I am not just an admirer, I am also a part of things:






I am thrilled to announce that Canoe is now carrying my merch in their store!
The original paintings of Hamilton - the prints - and soon the postcards!
YAY!

So if you are in Hamilton - and I encourage you to check out the city - I am really enamoured by it right now - go to Locke St. and have a look-see at this store!
Canoe is open Tuesday to Saturday from 10 - 7 and Sunday 12 - 5
Or see them on the web...

2. AFTER you get back from Hamilton.......make sure to head to Brooklyn NY! Why?? For Café Habana!!!!!!!

More specifically - you must go to the HABANA OUTPOST at 757 Fulton Street in Brooklyn
(The corner of Fulton & South Portland).....and here is why:
YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!!!!!!!!!!

PATIO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
THEY DO MOVIES AT NIGHT TOO!!!!!

CHARMING INTERIOR TOO!
I really enjoyed my lunch at http://www.cafehabana.com/brooklyn !
Check it out!!!

3. TWO of my favourite things come together as iHome presents......the Soundflask Bluetooth Speakers!

It's a portable wireless speaker that is shaped like a pocket liquor flask! OMG!
Look at these designs:


You need it? I NEED IT! For all my summa time fun!
See more at http://www.ihomeaudio.com

4. WOW. These are a-freaking-mazing.........


Talamaska is from Russia - and is super talented!! Check out this website to see the SPECTACULAR WORK! Look at this stunning paper art:




SO AH-MAH-ZING!!!!!
Again.........http://serpant.wix.com/adam#!alice-in-wonderland/c17hh

5. THIS IS FOR ADULTS ONLY.....but this clip made me laugh and laugh and laugh...thanks to http://jasonheadley.com for FINALLY giving me a meditation I can really get behind!

(CLICK HERE FOR LINK)