I know what you are thinking.....with a title like that....I am gonna attract a bunch of pervs. and whacko's......well.......maybe, but pervs are still people....and I am looking for the site traffic.
Sad but true! ;-)
Ok, so I am back from my cottage stay in Kenora, and I thought I would summarize the highlights.
I have a post about 'design in nature' on the way soon!!
But this is NOT that post.
This is a travelogue of my trip.
I hope you enjoy it!
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Public art in the Airport in Winnipeg.
The 70's were a DARK DARK TIME in design. |
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| Love this old sign in the 'Peg! |
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| Nothing like a good ceramic boot. |
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Yes.
I took two with no onions! |
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| In the car on the way to Kenora.....this photo is kinda freaky..... |
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Even the products in the stores are different up north.
MMMMM......HOLY CRAP...... |
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This is the LITERAL 'open up a can of whoop-ass'
Pain? Really?? Why does this seem like a good idea for you or your colon? |
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| Ah yes, and Acid rain.....now available at the Safeway! |
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| Erika's 2nd favorite tree. (She better be reading this!) |
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| Nature. Very pretty! |
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| The view from the cottage - and of my favourite pastime (the hammock) |
NO. I HAVE NO SHAME. (I know that is what you are thinking)
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| This sign made me a little nervous...... |
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| AND THEN I READ THIS ARTICLE!!!!!!!!! |
THE FOLLOWING IS A PICTORIAL LIST OF THE SCARY.....POSSIBLY PSYCHOPATHIC ANIMALS. VIEW DISCRETION IS ADVISED:
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This blue Jay.
POSSIBLE PSYCHOPATH. |
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Scary Red Squirrel.
PSYCHOPATHIC EYES! |
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| This Buck......looking a bit maniacal. |
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| Garden variety caterpillar.......or CRAZED PSYCHOPATH? |
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| Just an innocent Doe..........or blood thirsty killer?? |
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The awesome power of the Wood Artist.
SCARY?? Possible psychopathic?
The jury is still out!
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THIS TREE???
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!! Definitely a Hannibal Lector!! |
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| This wild and dangerous green handed toddler. |
JUST KIDDING.....THIS CHILD IS AN ANGEL....and a budding artist
Here are some more pictures of the gifted child:
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| Art lessons...... |
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| Day 2 art lessons - finger painting! |
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NUDE GIRLS!!! (I was gonna lead with that as the SUBJECT....but was talked out of it!)
And speaking of bare.......... |
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Did I mention all the BEARS????
They were super close and scary! |
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| Here I am ho-ing around. |
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These are mighty beanz. Am I imagining that these are kinda racy????
Their names from right to left are:
Tree Bean, Jungle Jill, Life Save Bean, Patient Bean and Kidnapped Bean.
or as I like to call them:
Angry Psychopath Elm, Slutty McSnake, Big Boob Beth, Head Wound Harry, and Bad Influence Bill.
AM I THE ONLY THAT MISSES THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND SKIPPING ROPES??? |
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| So that is it. The beauty and amusement of my week away! |
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I leave you with a picture of the world's smallest pine cones.
(Or the worlds largest hand) |
Well? Was that entertaining enough??
I don't want it to be too boring for you readers??
Let me know what you think!!
More beans please!
ReplyDeleteVery entertaining Rob! I can't wait for you to go away again : )
Cindy
You drove to Kenora? Or did you fly via 'peg? I'm from ol' TBay, 5 hours the other way from Kenora. What was the motivation to go there (read: MIDDLE OF NO WHERE!) Another great blog post...I've missed a few...a little busy. But W&W have the girls today so I'm free to be lazy and do whatever I want (which has included a glass of wine and some shrimp for lunch...can you say wine o'clock?)
ReplyDeleteHa, ha..Airport Art in Winnipeg should have tipped me off...I was blonde in a former life.
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA! You are funny. Love the psychopath self-portrait! D was upset today because I used the water bottle that you used when you were here - she kept saying "that's for Rainbow Rob". We miss you and your crazy ways!
ReplyDeleteWhere is my #1 favourite tree?
Hammock dismount! HA HA HA I am going to watch that often!
ReplyDeletehaha - Rainbow Rob.....very amoozing all of it
ReplyDeleteAWWWW........Erika...that is sweet!!!! I miss you guys too!
ReplyDeleteI am gonna post your favourite tree next week!!
XO