Monday, March 25, 2013

A BRUNCHDAY SPECTACULAR!

Hello!!!
So, I know this particular post is very popular with y'all......and it has been a long time since I have done it.....so here we go....
I had a wonderful Sunday! Brunch and Sunday shopping! Enjoy the photos:

First stop: PANCAKES!!!!

Every Brunchday starts with 'cakes!!
MMMMMMMM!
Second stop: Value Village (at Lansdowne!!)
Ok....so I understand the need to mock the poor and unfortunate Walmart shoppers.......

.....but the calendar was packaged with these kids pocket flash cards.
Ok....first lesson......these are pants. Second lesson......these are the wrong pants for this woman.
YIKES! Teach 'em to criticize and mock YOUNG!

Can't we just be kinder.....and learn to give thanks?

...and LOVE one another?

...and can't we learn to love this statue of Dennis Franz?

...and for a few extra dollars......you can buy this lovely Richard Harris (Dumbledore) companion piece.

Oh SNAP!
I certainly do NOT need this game to play "Snap Judgement" at home.
No. Seriously - what ARE we teaching our children?
(and by our - I mean YOUR)

Oh my. Either Daddy is easily startled, or Daddy is a meth-head.
It's the crazy eyes!!!

No. I am not gonna mention that these two girls were taking up the whole aisle.
I took the photo, because they were playing with this toy crapper....
and the poop jokes were abundant!

...but make sure to see "Cruising Bars 1" first!!
I am a little concerned about the crazy eyes on these guys too!!!
 
LOVE!

"I just can't wait to finish this game, slip into my high waisted pants,
put my hair into a bun, and spy on the neighbours."

"I can't wait to finish this lame game, put on my beige pant suit, get my binoculars,
and spy on the neighbours son...." (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more)
For the person who has everything for Easter....I give you this themed drapery valance.
Sadly, I am NOT kidding.
 
Not my size.
DAMN YOU!!

Sometimes you need a friend (or husband) to tell you the truth.
Insert (likely mean) truth here.
THIRD STOP: A book Launch for 'The Stop' at The Wychwood Barns
It was a packed courtyard!

I will talk more about the Artscape Wychwood Barns on WEDNESDAY!!!
FOUTH STOP: Double Take (on Gerrard at Parliament)
I love these posters although I have NO IDEA what they are promoting!

Again.........see "Don't' wake Daddy" comments.
I worry for her as well.

A discount bin of Hockey books.
Who knew there were SO MANY books about it?!
More importantly, who knew Hockey fans could read?!
(Just kidding - THAT was a snap judgement)

This 'Jenny Needs a Makeover' doll.....was not super popular with girls....
 
I felt the need to start redressing her - but was swiftly escorted out of the store.
Evidently it is weird for a 40 year old man to be undressing a doll.

FIFTH STOP: Dollar stores.
SERIOUSLY?
Boys....some free advice from Rob.....
YOU CANNOT TRUST THE QUALITY OF A DOLLAR STORE CONDOM.
(You're welcome!)
HEY LADIES.......Spring is here.....it is time to STOCK UP on Dollarstore  tube tops!
(You're welcome!)
"ColourEazy"
Ladies....some free advice from Rob.....
IF THEY CANNOT SPELL "EASY", YOU CANNOT TRUST THEIR HAIR COLOUR.
(You're welcome!)
...ok.......
Picasso Bunny....check.
Cap gun...check.

So......when you buy Dollarama Condoms, expect to also be buying THESE!
(Just as reliable, I am sure!)

WHEW.
How's that for a Sunday???
Hope yours was just great as mine!!




2 comments:

  1. Thank you Rob for this most informative of posts!! I would love to chat more but I have a few returns to make to the local Dollarama ; )

    Keep up the witty blogging!! Can't wait for Wednesday!!

    Cindy

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