So, you have been asking for it.....and I have just been cray-busy (mostly vacationing)!
But here you go...my most recent trip to The VV Boutique:
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| I don't know why I took this photo......but I think I had some kind of blue balls joke lined up.... so insert that here! |
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| Husband and I are BOTH learning Slang......to you know, be more street! |
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| Keith was not familiar with what a phone looked like, and instead spent his days leaving voicemails on peoples filing cabinets??? |
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| THE HORROR! This grisly "lamp" looks like it was made with love by some kind of a serial killer! |
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| Yes...again....WHO decides what items are LOCKED into the cabinet. You find one item work more than 99 cents....and I will buy it FOR you! |
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| This is Prince and Sheila E's tour photo album. |
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| Hurry Ladies, there are still 2 copies left of Jian's book. (I am topical!!) |
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| Rupert looks like an adventurer, but has a real "kiddie porn" sound! THERE. I SAID IT. |
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| Whereas James has more of a gentle "chopping up strangers in his basement" kind of vibe! |
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| Big sale on summer hats. Let's name the occasion you would wear these: 1. Floppy going to the beach hat 2. Floppy going to Paris in 1987 hat 3. Floppy the clown murder party hat |
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| 4th member of TLC "Bozo eye Lopez" style hat! (Yes it sparkles!!! and YES you could wear another hat underneath - - just in case you got to the party and someone else had the SAME hat!) |
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| This was not staged....but it seemed sinister to me..... Flashlight, rope, doorknobs. Never mind - maybe it was just a weird day for me. |
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| Not so weird that I can believe Japanimation is considered "vintage books". |
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| Poor Ken and Barb. It's their wedding day, and he can't even look her in the eyes.....because he is living a lie.... I mean COME ON.....look at his frosted pink lips!!! -- AM I RIGHT??) |
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| Weird display technique. Watches on a blue jay?? |
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| Everything about this is WRONG! 1. THE BATHER HAS NO HEAD 2. HOW IS THIS PERSONAL CARE????? 3. WHAT IS WITH THE UNICORN PEEPER? |
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| THREE copies of "The Money Tree" 50% off (This is called irony!) |
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| Decorative bottles?? REALLY??????????????? |
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| Ah.....the designer rack......where you will find such extravagant pieces! I was about to try on a Chanel cocktail dress from the rack - but then I realized it wasn't my size..... and the OTHER sign on this door read....... |
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| THAT IS A LOT OF PRESSURE! Possible conversation outside of this change room: "Hey bro......that tag says 'Gap Kids', I don't think you are allowed try that t-shirt on" "Hey thanks Bro!" |
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| I felt like I should have done a shot for every "please" I saw! BUT I LOVE a good lengthy linger! "Lengthy Linger" is also my porn name. |
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| Or better yet, a show for every "DO NOT". Because all I could think was, DUDE, gotta get me that sweet sweet frame...... |
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| Yes Johnny, you can play with this pony, but please keep it in the package. |
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| SIGNS SIGNS EVERYWHERE IS SIGNS! |
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| DANG IT!!!! Another decorative piece that I cannot buy. What a flower tease this store is!! |
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| I will give you a quarter if you read EVERY SIGN behind the desk! I think you are expecting a lot of your clientele! THERE. I SAID IT. |
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| NOT FOR SALE window items. Ya....'cause THAT just makes sense! |
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| So I think to myself........ Are the shoppers here LIKELY to drink Champagne? Then again, am I? And if so, do I NEED a mug specific to that? |
My latest bargain hunt!
Hope you enjoyed it!
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