So, today I wanna share some photos of a trip I took to an Antique Market........
Please enjoy.....
Yes. There was fine art available at the Antique Store... Here, my niece re-enacts a Michelangelo classic.......... |
I call this one "while my dealer sleeps". or "the carpet DOESN'T match the drapes" |
My birthday is coming.....just sayin'!!! |
Oh Anne Geddes, what hath thou wrought?? |
This life-size sex doll was for sale. Oh.....wait, I'm being told this is actually for CHILDREN! You can see how I would make that mistake, right? |
NO HORSE???? WHERE IS THIS SIGN FOR? |
Looking for an AA meeting. |
So....what did the Quacky I look like? Did it NOT have the coveted "quacky ringer" feature??? |
For all your Santa Fe decorating needs! P.S. they here 3' tall - and only slightly phallic! |
"Bump 'n Benny" I think I dated that guy. |
Welcome to Hotel Kill a Fella. What lovely place (what a lovely place!) |
Which one would say is from the "tortured souls" collection..... If you said doll #2.....I think you are right??!!! |
My pig fat meat wedding... |
THIS WEEK ON "BOTCHED"...... As Snow White grew older, she was no longer the fairest in the land. |
Can I be the only one creeped out by the sexy cat trio???? |
What is with her face? Thankfully Babette had big boobs and blonde hair.... ....and THAT is all you really need to succeed! Am I right ladies? ;-) |
"WAKE UP YOUR BODY" ...with a gallon of sweat! MMMMM! |
I am trying to find something CLEAN to say about this gay little footballer. |
TWINSIES!!!!!!! |
This lovely ceramic bunny DOES NOT come to life at night to murder it's owners.... I PROMISE! |
Yeowsa. Now THAT's a bar!!!!!!!! |
Snow Whites and the NINE Dwarfs?? |
.....at cursory glance - it is just a bronze terrier doorstop..... |
.......taking a piss in your house..... CLASSY!!!!! |
OH MAH GAWD!!!!!!!! I can finally live out my 1970's Erik Estrada fantasies! DONT YOU DARE JUDGE ME! |
No idea what these antiques are...... |
OH MAN! I wanted to buy this for my friend Cindy...... ...but then I was able to silence my inner hoarder! |
Paint me like one of your french girls, Jack! |
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