Friday, March 20, 2015

VALUE VILLAGE......and more......PART I....

Here you go guys!!
A little trip to the Value Village is a wonderful thing....here are some things you may have missed buying last week......and there are somethings from an antique market too.......
WHAT IS IT?
1. Lie detector machine
2. Dr. Ho home kit from 1965
3. Easiest way to get a cavity search at the Airport
4. Stolen from a door to door euthanasia salesman
Some people are natural born crafters.
They can just look at a bunch of empty cola cans, and create something.....

From the cargos list ad:
"Dress slightly worn.....perfect for 2nd time bride"

New from the house of Royal Doulton, the Zombie Anniversary figurine.
She is a precious gift, and she wants to eat your brains!
Not sure what this clown is up to.......is he....
1. doing blow
or
 2. crapping out a baby bottle?
YOU TELL ME!?
You know who never got the honour of being the "most glamorous teenage doll".....
just sayin'...

Racist? You bet!
Also.....kinda sounds like a gay porn mag....there...I said it!
...speaking of racist......and the Village People.......what is up with
Walks with Pornstache here??

Old Hands Up Harry.........sounds a bit like fisting porn....
OH DEAR......sorry about that one.....

Now I know nothing about babies, and even less about The Football.....
But do babies naturally have sick abs??
Also......do babies get their brows did at "House of Latoya Jackson"?

Jordache Jeans ad? NOPE. It's metal sculpture art.
I know what you're thinking.....BUTT that isn't art.....
(get it? Butt??)
I call this one "Rusty metal crotch"......I also had a date I called that once.....but THAT is another story......

These shoes were BEHIND the desk.....look closely.....they are Jimmy Chews.
(YES I meant to spell that wrong!!)
This was in with the winter wear......
I believe it is a Elmo-skin poncho.
VERY RARE!

I have said it before, and I will say it again.........friends don't let friends wear mesh belts.

Tim Burton presents......The Little Drummer Boy.

There you go!
Have a great weekend...and look for part 2 on Monday!!!!!!

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