Monday, July 29, 2013

VALUE VILLAGE MEGA POST - You're welcome!

Hey guys.....people have been asking for one of these posts for WEEKS.
Well, you know how I hate to disappoint.....so here is some of the recent treasures that I wanted to buy at the Value Village.
BUT BEFORE THAT..........AN ANNOUNCEMENT:
I can't keep up with all the studio visits, so I am extending my "Great Rain Sale" by a week:
Make sure to email me ASAP!!!
Ok....on with the post....
One of my favourite illustrated covers!! FANTASTIC.
One of my less favourite albums......

The very LEAST favourite of mine.....

Um......preachy much? Is it any wonder this ended up at the VV?
Also........notice that the 'headquarters' are in Waco TX......yes....the epicentre of good judgement.
Hmmm....plates......crystal........or loose insulation......which do I prefer to eat off.....

Meanwhile elsewhere in the pottery.......I found this attractive wall art.....
Jealous?? 
O
M
G
This could fulfill my dream of owning my own underground bar!!!!
And THIS my dream of owning a gambling hall!!! 
In fact, I just found a great bouncer for my bar/gambling hall!
Adorable child, or future gangbanger......I leave that judgement to you.

Also known as 'My lonely Life magic Set"
You'll notice none of these have sold....and that they make no claims like:
"amaze your friends..."

SOLD!
I will be trying to re-enact that scene from Ghost......you know the one......

I wanted this game. I feel like I have so much to learn.

See above comment.
Preventative child-safety fun or instructional game for Pedophiles - you decide!

One of these things is NOT like the others....
.....plush toy.....Elmo.......toy vanity.......Elmo again......small cage....
Yup.....all the necessitates for child abduction.

Don't let the 50% off sticker scare you off Ladies.
I am sure it lives up to it's claim! Oh wait....it's empty!!!
(evidently one lucky lady took it out of the package.....and slipped it into her purse!!!)
AH HA! I bet she is the one who stole the above mentioned frog/prince!

Yes....again.....I found a purse to match my outfit! LUCKY ME!!!

"collectables" -  REALLY????
Two....TWO.....T-W-O....creepy plaid clown dolls for the price of one! 

The amazing "Childcatcher 3000" includes this child's chair and toy 'bait'. 
Finally....a game for girls to test their intellect!!!
I bought it for the 'Sassy Sticks'
(which is also my stage name)
I had to return to this photo......
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS A LITTLE DISTURBED BY THIS????

Exactly.

This one is for Josephine Cleo and Michael Wismer!
DAMN! Just ruined your Xmas present!

At night before I lay my head on the pillow.....I prey there is an end to terribly painted artwork.
AMEN
 OK FOLKS....this is where this blog goes a little off the rails...............beware.............

Here is the gist of it....Clay doesn't know why there are so many Gay rumours.
Maybe it is from all the butt f*&(ing Clay?? Think maybe that's why???
Ok......let's play a game!!!
Just guess what this t-shirt says!!!!!!!
FINALLY! A foot petal operated fax machine!!!!!
Perfect for any small business person!

Hmmmm....I think I rented this video once.......

Game of Size??? What does that even mean?
Is it like Game of Thrones?
Evidently I needed to buy this.....so much to learn about manners.....
and size.....
 
ROCK!
She loves R-OCK!!!
What else would it say????
Ok....there you go!
Another great trip to the VV Boutique!
Hope you enjoyed it!



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