Monday, June 1, 2015

BARGAIN HUNT #2

HEYA!
So, you have been asking for it.....and I have just been cray-busy (mostly vacationing)!
But here you go...my most recent trip to The VV Boutique:

I don't know why I took this photo......but I think I had some kind of blue balls joke lined up....
so insert that here! 

Husband and I are BOTH learning Slang......to you know, be more street! 
Keith was not familiar with what a phone looked like, and instead spent his days leaving
voicemails on peoples filing cabinets???

THE HORROR! This grisly "lamp" looks like it was made with love by
some kind of a serial killer!  

Yes...again....WHO decides what items are LOCKED into the cabinet.
You find one item work more than 99 cents....and I will buy it FOR you!

This is Prince and Sheila E's tour photo album.

Hurry Ladies, there are still 2 copies left of Jian's book.
(I am topical!!)

Rupert looks like an adventurer, but has a real "kiddie porn" sound!
THERE. I SAID IT.

Whereas James has more of a gentle "chopping up strangers in his basement" kind of vibe!

Big sale on summer hats. Let's name the occasion you would wear these:
1. Floppy going to the beach hat
2. Floppy going to Paris in 1987 hat
3. Floppy the clown murder party hat

4th member of TLC "Bozo eye Lopez" style hat!
(Yes it sparkles!!! and YES you could wear another hat underneath -
- just in case you got  to the party and someone else had the SAME hat!)

This was not staged....but it seemed sinister to me.....
Flashlight,  rope, doorknobs.
Never mind - maybe it was just a weird day for me.
Not so weird that I can believe Japanimation is considered "vintage books".
Poor Ken and Barb.
It's their wedding day, and he can't even look her in the eyes.....because he is living a lie....
I mean COME ON.....look at his frosted pink lips!!! -- AM I RIGHT??)
Weird display technique.
Watches on a blue jay??
Everything about this is WRONG!
1. THE BATHER HAS NO HEAD
2. HOW IS THIS PERSONAL CARE?????
3. WHAT IS WITH THE UNICORN PEEPER? 
These next photos are from a different re-sale store......and I call it the "House of Signs" Discount.....
THREE copies of "The Money Tree"
50% off
(This is called irony!)
Decorative bottles??
REALLY???????????????
Ah.....the designer rack......where you will find such extravagant pieces!
I was about to try on a Chanel cocktail dress from the rack - but then I realized it wasn't my size.....
and the OTHER sign on this door read.......
THAT IS A LOT OF PRESSURE!
Possible conversation outside of this change room:
"Hey bro......that tag says 'Gap Kids', I don't think you are allowed try that t-shirt on"
"Hey thanks Bro!"
I felt like I should have done a shot for every "please" I saw!
BUT I LOVE a good lengthy linger!
"Lengthy Linger" is also my porn name.
Or better yet, a show for every "DO NOT".
Because all I could think was, DUDE, gotta get me that sweet sweet frame......
Yes Johnny, you can play with this pony, but please keep it in the package.
SIGNS SIGNS EVERYWHERE IS SIGNS!
DANG IT!!!!
Another decorative piece that I cannot buy.
What a flower tease this store is!!  
I will give you a quarter if you read EVERY SIGN behind the desk!
I think you are expecting a lot of your clientele!
THERE. I SAID IT.
NOT FOR SALE window items.
Ya....'cause THAT just makes sense!
So I think to myself........
Are the shoppers here LIKELY to drink Champagne?
Then again, am I?
And if so, do I NEED a mug specific to that?
THERE YOU GO!!
My latest bargain hunt!
Hope you enjoyed it!



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