Wednesday, June 24, 2015

BARGAIN HUNT #3.1 (Yup....this is a 2 part-er)

Good Morning friends!
So, today I wanna share some photos of a trip I took to an Antique Market........
Please enjoy.....
Yes. There was fine art available at the Antique Store...
Here, my niece re-enacts a Michelangelo classic..........


I call this one "while my dealer sleeps".
or "the carpet DOESN'T match the drapes"

My birthday is coming.....just sayin'!!!

Oh Anne Geddes, what hath thou wrought??

This life-size sex doll was for sale.
Oh.....wait, I'm being told this is actually for CHILDREN!
You can see how I would make that mistake, right?

NO HORSE???? WHERE IS THIS SIGN FOR?

Looking for an AA meeting.

So....what did the Quacky I look like?
Did it NOT have the coveted "quacky ringer" feature???

For all your Santa Fe decorating needs!
P.S. they here 3' tall - and only slightly phallic!
 AND NOW I BRING YOU......THE CREEPY DOLL SECTION.......
"Bump 'n Benny"
I think I dated that guy.
Welcome to Hotel Kill a Fella.
What lovely place (what a lovely place!)


Which one would say is from the "tortured souls" collection.....
If you said doll #2.....I think you are right??!!!
My pig fat meat wedding...

THIS WEEK ON "BOTCHED"......
As Snow White grew older, she was no longer the fairest in the land.
Can I be the only one creeped out by the sexy cat trio????

Okay - so when I was a youngster, my Dad would come in each morning and wake me up with this puppet.
He was an exceptional Dad!! I really wanted to buy this Ernie.....but I then remembered putting his nose in my mouth......
.....so I decided to leave his "child cooty" covered ass there!

What is with her face?
 Thankfully Babette had big boobs and blonde hair....
....and THAT is all you really need to succeed!
Am I right ladies? ;-)

"WAKE UP YOUR BODY"
...with a gallon of sweat! MMMMM!

I am trying to find something CLEAN to say about this gay little footballer.
TWINSIES!!!!!!!
This lovely ceramic bunny DOES NOT come to life at night to murder  it's owners....
I PROMISE!


Yeowsa.
Now THAT's a bar!!!!!!!!

Snow Whites and the NINE Dwarfs??



.....at cursory glance - it is just a bronze terrier doorstop..... 
.......taking a piss in your house.....
CLASSY!!!!!
OH MAH GAWD!!!!!!!!
I can finally live out my 1970's Erik Estrada fantasies!
DONT YOU DARE JUDGE ME!

No idea what these antiques are......

OH MAN!
I wanted to buy this for my friend Cindy......
...but then  I was able to silence my inner hoarder!

Paint me like one of your french girls, Jack!

There are more photos to come....but NOT until next week.....until then I leave you with these guys:

Sad alcoholic children clowns.
THIS is a cause in need of a Sarah McLaughlin song!
You're WELCOME!!!
:-)
To be continued........


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